Oh, you are going on a vacation and are looking for an interesting hotel to stay in? Hmmm, let me see if I can help find the perfect one for you.
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How about a nice ocean-side hotel? Ocean-in, actually. |
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Or how about this one - it is REALLY ocean-in. |
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Don't like salt water, you say. How about a nice pool instead? |
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Or if that pool is too small, how about THIS pool? |
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Not a swimmer, eh? Perhaps you would just like a view of water. |
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Or maybe a view of a tank of water. |
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Water is too wet, huh? Then why not be surrounded by frozen water. |
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Or even just pretend that you are surrounded by water. |
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Are you digging that tropical-but-no-water jungle-y feeling? |
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Perhaps it's not the jungle itself you like, but just its color? |
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No ocean, no water, no jungle, not even jungle-green?
Well then...how about a cave? Close, you say? |
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Aha! I've got it! It is not a cave you want, but a hobbit hole! |
I'm glad we found the perfect hobbit-y hotel for you! Have a fun trip, and say hi to the Middle-earth cows for me.