WE AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN.

Oh, you are going on a vacation and are looking for an interesting hotel to stay in? Hmmm, let me see if I can help find the perfect one for you.

How about a nice ocean-side hotel? Ocean-in, actually.

Or how about this one - it is REALLY ocean-in.

Don't like salt water, you say. How about a nice pool instead?

Or if that pool is too small, how about THIS pool?

Not a swimmer, eh? Perhaps you would just like a view of water.

Or maybe a view of a tank of water.

Water is too wet, huh? Then why not be surrounded by frozen water.

Or even just pretend that you are surrounded by water.

Are you digging that tropical-but-no-water jungle-y feeling?

Perhaps it's not the jungle itself you like, but just its color?

No ocean, no water, no jungle, not even jungle-green?
Well then...how about a cave? Close, you say?

Aha! I've got it! It is not a cave you want, but a hobbit hole!

I'm glad we found the perfect hobbit-y hotel for you! Have a fun trip, and say hi to the Middle-earth cows for me.