L'Occitane is L'Awesome.

The trip Alan and I took to New York last weekend was very exciting and eventful! First we entered the rush lottery for Wicked (the theater for which was literally about a minute's walk from our hotel) and BOTH got our names drawn!! Alan's name was second and mine was around eighth out of about thirteen names that were drawn out of a pool of probably over a hundred entries. I was so excited when Alan's name got called that I was totally dumbstruck when MY name was called as well.... I just kind of stood there for a second, then awkwardly popped out of the lottery-entry group towards the lottery-winner line and yelled "I'm....with him....." while gesturing flailingly towards Alan, since each of us entered for two tickets and I therefore didn't need the ones I had just won. A bunch of people from the entry crowd yelled "TAKE THEM! TAKE THEM!!" but....I did not, lol. And the show was really fantastic! I heart Galinda (with a "GA") aka Glinda (the "Ga" is silent) so much, she made me cackle like a crazy person.

I also spent like a billion dollars at Kinokuniya and saw this badass building:

I also saw a rat in the subway and a dude peeing in broad daylight on the sidewalk of a busy street. Gross.

BUT! Getting back to the topic of this post, I also went to L'Occitane! I kept seeing them ERRYWHERE and then remembered this post on TheGloss and, being a lip balm addict, began bugging Alan to let us go to a L'Occitane store. Lo and behold, the nearest location to our hotel was in the exact same building as the jazz show we went to on Saturday, so I GOT ME SOME LIP BALLLLLLLM. And it is totally awesome. Sooo, naturally, I ordered more stuff from the L'Occitane website once I got home. Lol. They gave me a coupon to get a free Best of L'Occitane sampler pack with a $25 purchase, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DOOOOOOO. Just NOT spend more money on expensive soap and lip balm!? That is crazy talk.

I got the Desert Rose balm in the store, but while I was there I also tried the Hibiscus Flower tester and........it smelled awesome. So I ordered it. Lawl.

And the free sampler pack included a bar of their Milk soap, yayyyyyyyy I was gonna order it anyway!! I am a sucker for milk-scented bath products. And honey-scented bath products. HOLY CRAP MILK AND HONEY IS EVEN BETTERRR omgeezie. Okay. That was an amazingly profound and sagacious blog post and I don't think anybody can handle any more of my mind-blowing insights so I am gonna go now.  (ノ￣ー￣)ノ

Spider-meme, Spider-meme, does whatever a spider-meme does.

The easiest posts for lazy people for me to make are lulzy-time posts. 

As such: SPIDER-MEME FOR ERRYBODY!

A little double-meme action...

...And a gif to finish off our Spider-meme time

Oh man, I love me some Spider-meme.

via ERRYWHERE, including tumblr and Know Your Meme 

Some long overdue lolz

It's been soooo looooong since I last updated! (Soo loong.....lol loong. Those aren't words.) I've been really busy with exams and other terrible things that you have to do in grad school, ugh. But here are some random funny things I've gathered in the past month or so!

HURRSIE WUT R U DEWWIN

So true.

WE DID IT!

I'M PRISON MIKE!

And now some cat-related lolz, to make up for alllllll those Caturdays I missed.

This is me, except I am not even drunk when I choose to do this. Lol.

I need one of these.

He's like a weirdo cat-Santa thing, lol.

Nice abs, Abercrombie cat! But wait....

...A challenger appears! It's Hollister cat!!

Abercrombie cat VS. Hollister cat - WHO WILL PREVAIL?!?! It is truly a battle for the ages. Truly.

via Sofa Pizza, mostly

I am pretty postive that this is the best graduation portrait ever to exist.

I mean, JUST LOOK AT IT.

He wins all the awards.

Caturday: The best cat picture EVER.

I'm serious. It's so cute. So freaking cute. I have stared at it for at least five minutes every single day since I found it. You will never be prepared. Brace yourselves.

AWWWWWW!!!!

LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT ITS TIGER OUTFIT! LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE FEETIES POKIN' OUT! LOOK AT ITS LITTLE PAWS CURLED UP TO ITS SIDES! LOOK AT ITS FUZZY TUM-TUM! LOOK AT ITS LITTLE FOLDY EARS! LOOK AT ITS ADORABLE SAD-LOOKING FAAAAAACE AWWWWWWWWWWOMFGGGG.

*HEAD EXPLODES EVERYWHERRRRRRRRE*

WHATTTTT THE HELLLLLLLL

THIS CAT IS CREEPING ME OUT.

It is just FREAKING the HOLY HELL OUT, ahahahaha. Why are cats so cool.

Saho Hosaka

Some beautiful photos by Saho Hosaka. :)

via Saho Hosaka's official website

Lolurday: Because an embarrassingly large proportion of my recent blog posts have been about cats...

This drawing gains my seal of approval, HAR HAR HAR!

WII GUSTA.

Urban Dictionary, lol

Ahahaha, I love I know that feel.

Lol, oh old people.

Y U DO, CHINA!?

Hahaha, oh tumblr. That dude's face is priceless.

Okay, fair warning.....prepare yourself for this one. It is simultaneously super hilarious and really freaky, haha. ARE YOU READY!?

AHAHAHAHA WTF AHAHAHA
(Newt and Callista Gingrich)

And now I shall leave you with that image burned in your mind, LOL.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Image sources in captions for the ones I could figure out...