|How about a nice ocean-side hotel? Ocean-in, actually.|
|Or how about this one - it is REALLY ocean-in.|
|Don't like salt water, you say. How about a nice pool instead?|
|Or if that pool is too small, how about THIS pool?|
|Not a swimmer, eh? Perhaps you would just like a view of water.|
|Or maybe a view of a tank of water.|
|Water is too wet, huh? Then why not be surrounded by frozen water.|
|Or even just pretend that you are surrounded by water.|
|Are you digging that tropical-but-no-water jungle-y feeling?|
|Perhaps it's not the jungle itself you like, but just its color?|
|No ocean, no water, no jungle, not even jungle-green?|
Well then...how about a cave? Close, you say?
|Aha! I've got it! It is not a cave you want, but a hobbit hole!|
I'm glad we found the perfect hobbit-y hotel for you! Have a fun trip, and say hi to the Middle-earth cows for me.