Me gusta memes

Sooo long since my last post! But I have a lot more free time now that my quals are over so it will all be okay. sshhhh it'll be okay sshhhh *pet pet*

Haha, anyway....as is probably quite apparent, I enjoy memes - so of course, I also enjoy rage comics. I particularly enjoy Me Gusta because it is simultaneously creepy and hilarious. And I love creeplarious things.

Here is a selection of some excellent Me Gusta memes (with some guest appearances by Okay Guy).

(Right click the images and select Open Link in New Tab to view them full size!)

Oh gosh, I really do gusta bread ball. I thought I was the only one who smashed up white bread into a blob! Haha. I also definitely put the ends of my hoodie strings in my mouth...and then I chew up the little plastic casing thingies...ugh. And then the sleeping bag one!! When I was little, my brother would always do that and he would be Megaman instead of Samus.....and then he'd punch me in the head with the sleeping bag. Meeeeeemoriiiiiiiies. Oh man.

Caturday: Some random cat stuff because I am le tired.

Urrrrrgggghhhhhh *gurgle gurgle* I have been ridiculously busy for the past week and will continue to be for a couple more weeks because I still have multiple final projects due as well as dreaded quals coming up NOOOOOOOOO. As such, I have little time and zero energy for blogetty-times. :(

I did, however, scrape together enough brain capacity to assemble a bunch of random cat photos for Caturday. So enjoy. Or else I will curl up in the corner and die. (Haha, no, I am already doing that. J/k. But seriously.)

It's Kago Neko Shiro (aka Basket Cat Shiro)!!
(P.S. Check out the YouTube channel, it's awesome.)

A little hamburger cat!

This kitty is soooo happy and winky~

IT'S LIKE AN OREO. Or a yin-yang. Or something. Something ADORABLE.

Kitties should always wear onesies.

This cat is certainly composed purely of liquid.

THE FUCK WAS THAT? THE FUCK IS THIS?

Hahaha, that cat looks so pleased to be wearing
a knitted pink dress with a flower on it...

THEY'RE MAKING A DONUT~~! ヽ( ﾟヮ・)ノ

Awwww, it's Nyan Kitten!

A tower of peeking kitties! ~(*3*)~

The ever-graceful Charlene Butterbean of IBKC, hahaha!
So elegant.

A vampire costume for kitty cats.
This is ridiculous, and I definitely want it.
(P.S. This cat also looks extremely pleased to be wearing
absolutely proposterous clothing....)

WOOOOOP SUBMARINE CAT COMIN' THROUGH WOOOOOOOOP

Still with me?? Then I will finish off with two lolcats!

Me, every time I see anything remotely related to cats.

LOOOOOOOL. The story of my cat's life.

via what i don't even know please don't ask me things i am weary ;___;

Sleep Talkin' Man

Oh man oh man oh man. Sleep Talkin' Man is HILARIOUS. I first found out about this website from the ever-awesome Sofa Pizza, and I have been following it since. Basically, there's this British guy who very, very frequently talks in his sleep, and the things he says are quite understandable and also QUITE ridiculous. In fact, the sleep-talking personality of this man is so distinct, consistent, and persistent that he (it?) has been dubbed Sleep Talkin' Man (obviously), a.k.a. STM.

Due to the absolute absurdity STM, the man's wife began documenting his night-time ramblings by taking audio recordings every night and transcribing the particularly entertaining parts. Reading the things STM says is very funny, but the real hilarity comes when you LISTEN to the sound clips provided with each quote. SOOOO AMAZING.

Here is a selection of some of my favorite STM quotes. I highly, highly recommend that you go to the corresponding STM blog posts and listen to the sound bytes as well. TRUST ME, IT'S WORTH IT.

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"Stop throwing dinosaurs everywhere! It's gonna take me forever to get the pterodactyls down from the wardrobe. Oh, you messy little velociraptors."

(Listen here!)

"The fruit flies have escaped! Hide your plums! Satsumas flee! FLEE! Oh, this is gonna be total fruitocide. Fuck you, avocado, you're on your own."

(Listen here!)

"No, you're NOT going out like that. Your feathers all ruffled and beak covered in that nasty lipstick, and that excuse for a skirt. You look like one of those street-corner dirty chickens. Go back upstairs and put something decent on. You live under my coop, you behave and you dress like a good chicken! This is hard-boiled love, you know."

(Listen here!)

"Everybody kneel on your swimming towel. It is time to pray to the omnipotent baby squid. (chanting) Squidyyyyyy. Squidyyyyyy."

(Listen here!)

"Hey, look at me! I just made bumble bee pajamas. They're so cuuuute, with their little leg holes. This one's bright fuchsia with some black spots. I think that's my favorite. And this one's got a night cap that fits right over the antennae... (gasp!) TOSS! Wing holes! I forgot to put wing holes! Oh, well. '...and all the honey was oozy woozy, sticky and gooey, but it tasted good.' Awww. Bed time story for tired little bumble bee. (whispering) Go to sleep, bee."

(Listen here!)

"Ladies and gentlemen, grab your partners! Time to dance like you're my washing machine. Can you spin it? Yes you can. Let's take it down! I'm talkin' 40 degrees."

(Listen here!)

"I'll have a baby on the rocks. Yeah… What the fuck is this? Seriously?! A baby smoothie?! What the fuck, barkeeper, I asked for a baby on the rocks. Baby, rocks. Simple. Goddamnit, people. A baby on the rocks."

(Listen here!)

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Ahaha, dang, I love me some Sleep Talkin' Man. Go check it out!!

via Sleep Talkin' Man

Red Valentino Fall 2012

The Red Valentino Fall 2012 RTW collection is so amazingly cute and pretty! I would wear ALLLLL OF IT. At once. J/k, that would make me very large and way too warm. Anyway, here are some of my favorite looks!

Pink and ruffles and bows and lace - all of my favorite things! :)

via Style.com

Purrrrrrrses. That sounds like a cat-related pun or something. But it's not. For real.

Maybe pursessssssss would be better....? But then that's like...a snake-related pun. What even is that, though!? I never talk about snakes. I am not a Parselmouth, that makes no sense. I just....I don't even know any more.

Anyway, my current purse - a nice gray, ruffled hobo (the style of purse, not a vagabond...) that I got for Christmas from my niece and half-sister-in-law - is starting to get a little worn down, so I feel like I should start to be on the lookout for a new purse. But I'm so picky. I WANT A PINK ONE. I WANT LEATHER-LIKE MATERIAL. I DON'T LIKE FRINGES AND CRAP. I DON'T LIKE STUPID SHORT STRAPS. BUT I DON'T LIKE REALLY LONG STRAPS EITHER. Being a girl is hard. By which I actually mean, being ridiculously picky is hard.

Here are some purses that I would enjoy. Nearly all are from Japanese brands, because the Japanese are the only people who like really cute pink shit. Aw yeah.