Maybe pursessssssss would be better....? But then that's like...a snake-related pun. What even is that, though!? I never talk about snakes. I am not a Parselmouth, that makes no sense. I just....I don't even know any more.
Anyway, my current purse - a nice gray, ruffled hobo (the style of purse, not a vagabond...) that I got for Christmas from my niece and half-sister-in-law - is starting to get a little worn down, so I feel like I should start to be on the lookout for a new purse. But I'm so picky. I WANT A PINK ONE. I WANT LEATHER-LIKE MATERIAL. I DON'T LIKE FRINGES AND CRAP. I DON'T LIKE STUPID SHORT STRAPS. BUT I DON'T LIKE REALLY LONG STRAPS EITHER. Being a girl is hard. By which I actually mean, being ridiculously picky is hard.
Here are some purses that I would enjoy. Nearly all are from Japanese brands, because the Japanese are the only people who like really cute pink shit. Aw yeah.